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Hair Red. Eye color dark brown. True Story everyone so dont laugh please A girl died in 1. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, Toma Sota balcu, as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Spark. Dazzle. Duez. Im SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Im EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. Im a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. Im BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. Im JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. Im HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. Recently been to Disneyland your kid cant get enough of it Here is our collection of free printable Disney coloring pages featuring its famous characters. To give you some perspective, one of the first highyield thermonuclear bombs the U. S. tested at Bikini Atoll in 1954, dubbed Castle Bravo, was over 1,000 times. Im ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. Im JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. Im GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. Im a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex tape. Im ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. Im a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. Im a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. Im RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. This article may require copy editing for grammar, style, cohesion, tone, or spelling. You can assist by editing it. July 2017 Learn how and when to remove this. Lord Maximus is a fanfiction author that has written 80 stories for Code Lyoko, Danny Phantom, Invader Zim, Battlestar Galactica 2003, Mass Effect, Total Drama. Im ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I dont have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. Im DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. Im REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. Im SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. 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Im INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. Im NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. Im a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. Im a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. Im a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. Im RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. Im a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal your money kind of girlfriend. Im CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. Im NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home wrecking whore. Im a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. Im POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. Im ITALIAN, so I must have a big one. Im EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST Im PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT AS, so I MUST have no social life. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. Im INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. Im a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. Im COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. Im RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. Im GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOOIm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. Im PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. Im SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 1. Im POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. Im HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. Im PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. Im a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. Im BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool aid. Im a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. Im SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. Im a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. Im a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. Im ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 2. Im CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. Im MIXED so I must be screwed up. Im MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. Im in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. Im BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHAIm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. Im WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think Im black. Im GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. Im HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. Im NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. Im OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. Im PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who dont wear Abercrombie Hollister. Im on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. Im YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. Im RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. Im MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. Im BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. Im an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. Im a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. Im a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I dont like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and Im a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldnt hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who dont. I dont like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. Im a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE So I MUST be a whore myself. Im TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. Im a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. Im a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. Im an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. Im INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud mouthed and arrogant. Im WELSH so I MUST love sheep. Im a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. Im CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. Im QUIET if I dont know you so I MUST be emo or anti social. Im a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. Im CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. Im DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. Im a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. Im a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. Im an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER Im ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. Im WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet past, present, and future. I dont like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBEIm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT. I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. Im PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. Im PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. Im CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. Im SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue eyed lesbian. Im a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLEI like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. The Top 1. 50 Global Licensors. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE LIST AS IT APPEARED IN PRINT. The Top 1. 50 Global Licensors reported a total of 2. The Walt Disney Company, which is the perennial No. While Disney dominated headlines last year with the return of the iconic Star Wars franchise, the company reported 5. Marvels Avengers, Frozen, Disney Princess and Doc Mc. Stuffins. Over the past five years, Disney has added a total of 2. Rival studio and licensor Warner Bros. Consumer Products, which ranks No. Disney in the marketplace, but also the challenge of the No. Hasbro, who has steadily grown its retail sales to 5. However, WBCP has its own list of new initiatives, as outlined by its new president, Pam Lifford, in the story that follows Savvy, Seasoned and Supercharged. The Top 1. Global Licensors reported an increase in retail sales of 1. The Top 1. 0 licensors now account for slightly more than 5. Meredith climbed to No. The companys sales number includes the revenue of its licensed Better Homes and Gardens real estate agencies in addition to its extensive direct to retail licensing programs with Walmart and FTD. Another key change in the Top 1. Mattel, which dropped to No. An example of a global licensor that has achieved significant growth over the past few years is IP management company Sequential Brands Group. The company, which now has brands Martha Stewart and Jessica Simpson, reported 4 billion in retail sales in 2. No. 1. 4. This is a huge leap in recent yearsin 2. No. 6. 5 with retail sales of 7. There are 1. 2 new licensors that joined the report this year. Slugterra: Return Of The Elementals Free Online Cartoon. The diverse group includes Margaritaville, a 1 billion lifestyle licensor Moose Toys, known for the Shopkins collectible phenomenon Moomin Paramount Boy Scouts of America Genius Brands International Snuggle Sports Afield Animaccord, which owns the preschool brand Masha and the Bear Girl Scouts of the USA 4. Entertainment and technology company Telefunken. An important factor to consider is that a total of 5. Top 1. 50 licensors. While Margaritaville was added to the Billion Dollar Licensor Club, four licensors dropped out the Club including Discovery Frigidaire, which is now included within Electrolux Martha Stewart, which was acquired by Sequential Brands Group and Technicolor, which dropped slightly to No. All global licensors andor licensing agents submitted retail sales figures, which are based on worldwide retail sales of licensed merchandise in 2. International sales figures were converted according to the most recent exchange rates at press time and in some cases may have had an affect versus last years report. License Global consults various industry sources, financial documents, annual reports, et al and relies on the fiduciary responsibility of each company for accuracy. All companies are public except as otherwise noted as Private or Non Profit. This report is not intended to be a brand perception or popularity report, but a sales and trend report based on information submitted directly to License Global by each licensor. The Top 1. 50 Global Licensors report is copyrighted and cannot be used without the written permission of License Global and UBM. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE LIST AS IT APPEARED IN PRINT. THE WALT DISNEY COMPANY5. B NYSE DISJOSH SILVERMAN, EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT, GLOBAL LICENSING, DISNEY CONSUMER PRODUCTS, 1. KIM ALBANO, VICE PRESIDENT, CUSTOMER CARE AND CONSUMER PRODUCTS, ESPN, 1. VICTORIA CHEW, VICE PRESIDENT, MARKETING PARTNERSHIPS, FRANCHISE AND SYNERGY, ABC, 1. WWW. DISNEYCONSUMERPRODUCTS. COM WWW. ESPN. COM WWW. ABC. COMAs the worlds largest licensor, The Walt Disney Company brings its stories and characters to life for families and fans of all ages through innovative products and experiences. In fiscal 2. 01. 5, global retail sales of licensed product reached a new high of 5. This number is inclusive of licensed products across Disney Consumer Products and Interactive Media, Disney Publishing Worldwide, Studio Entertainment, ABC Television and ESPN. In 2. 01. 5, The Walt Disney Company introduced new characters and stories alongside inspired retellings of classic tales, which resulted in yet another stellar year for licensed products. Perhaps the most anticipated product launch and film debut of the year was Star Wars The Force Awakens, which continues to redefine the scope and power of entertainment licensing. Hundreds of products launched on Sept. Force Friday that drew more than 1. Despite launching later in the year, Star Wars was the number one toy brand of 2. NPD and won property of the year at the Toy of the Year Awards. Disney Princess continues to be one of the worlds most popular girls brands, with new dolls, role play and branded and inspired apparel for children, juniors and adultsincluding a broad range of offerings across prom, Quinceanera and bridal. Disneys Frozen remains a worldwide phenomenon and once again topped retailer and industry toy lists in 2. Frozen Fever and the TV Holiday campaign, Family The best gift of all. Fans of DisneyPixar had two films and lines of merchandise to enjoy, with the release of the Academy Award winner for Best Animated Feature, Inside Out and The Good Dinosaur. DisneyPixars Cars Precision Series, a new line of high end diecast cars and play sets from Mattel. Disney Junior continued to dominate the small screen with new shows like Miles from Tomorrowland and established series like Doc Mc. Stuffins. The broad product assortment featured items from band aids and bedding to the 2. Toy of the Year winner Doc Mc. Stuffins Pet Vet Checkup Center. Older kids had plenty of choices as well, as Disney launched two new tween properties in 2. Disney Descendants and Star Darlings. Descendants ranked as the No. TV movie of 2. 01. TV movie DVD last year. Merchandise programs launched in summer with robust sales across categories. Star Darlings launched with a book series from Disney Publishing Worldwide and expanded into a multiplatform lifestyle brand. Mickey and Minnie continue to inspire unique lifestyle and fashion collaborations. Both were featured in the Disney and Vans Young at Heart collection, which celebrated Disneys classic characters. Mickey was also included in a global capsule collection from Markus Lupfer while Minnies classic polka dots and bows were celebrated in product lines with Pandora jewelry and LC by Lauren Conrad. Marvels cinematic universe expanded with Marvels Avengers Age of Ultron and Ant Man, which were supported with robust product lines highlighting the Avengers franchise. Avengers and Spider Man characters were also represented in new animated TV episodes, publishing, and digital launches, which inspired unique retail executions. Key ABC licensed properties included Dancing With The Stars, Greys Anatomy, Once Upon A Time, Nashville, Castle, Scandal and The Chew. ABC saw great success in 2. The Chew cookware. ESPNs co branded collegiate collection continues to grow with programs surrounding the upcoming football season. Other unique product offerings include t shirts inspired by ESPN Films 3. X Games digital shop. Disney Consumer Products and Interactive Media had many licensing and retail collaborations throughout the year, with standouts surrounding Disneys live action film Cinderella, Marvel and Star Wars The Force Awakens. In celebration of the release of Disneys live action film inspired by the classic fairy tale Cinderella, DCPI collaborated with nine luxury designer shoe brands to assemble an enchanting collection of shoes that reimagined Cinderellas iconic glass slipper. From renowned designers such as Jimmy Choo, Stuart Weitzman, Salvatore Ferragamo and more, the shoes were available in the U. S. exclusively at Saks Fifth Avenue and at other retailers globally. DCPI collaborated with Target on a Marvels Avengers Age of Ultron multi channel marketing campaign that engaged fans and built excitement for the product line.